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Blasphemy Demotivational Poster


BLASPHEMY -


TAGS: jun challenge blasphemy
Rating: 4.64/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:11 pm
Poor guy on the left, so lonely he's literally carrying a sign begging people to talk to him... and it's having the opposite effect. :P
twill1962 - January 1, 2013, 5:03 pm
And then there's "Judge not, lest ye be judged," (Matt 7:1). This means that as we judge others, we will be judged: If we judge harshly, then we will be judged harshly; if we judge with mercy, we will be judged with mercy. BTW: 5L.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 4:25 am
The passage you're looking for is Matthew 6:5
CANADA - December 15, 2010, 4:25 pm
agreed! one of the best ones
Ed-Hyde - June 2, 2010, 12:04 pm
This is the first of the Blasphemy posters that I've liked. 5 Face Palming Lions. "Beware of practicing your righteousness before men to be noticed by them; otherwise you have no reward with your Father who is in heaven."
Airman - June 1, 2010, 4:24 pm
5 kazings
thatonechick - June 1, 2010, 10:38 am
I love irony.
palmat - June 1, 2010, 10:37 am
i could use an "Edit" button ;
palmat - June 1, 2010, 10:36 am
i shed a tear. a happy tear. perfecttion !


NINJAS - Jesus isnt the only one that can walk on water


TAGS: jesus ninjas naruto water funny blasphemy tony korley
Rating: 2.15/5

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Eugene - August 23, 2009, 11:59 am
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through dirt
Woody - June 17, 2009, 8:51 pm
Fail, Believe it!!!
NINJAS AND JESUS - February 6, 2009, 1:42 pm
Are given attributes they don't have
Mat-chan - December 22, 2008, 5:51 pm
That`s what you say ... and you`re wrong.
MeanGene - December 16, 2008, 10:42 am
Wag of the finger: No one who has lost their virginity finds anime pics with blatantly obvious captions funny.
Narutarded - July 19, 2008, 2:39 am
Jesus got pwned, Dattebayo!


JESUS H. CHRIST... - ...makes a great stocking stuffer! (Some assembly required.)


TAGS: i love the smell of blasphemy in the morning
Rating: 3.45/5

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gunpowdersaint - March 2, 2010, 4:52 am
Blasphomey!! Wasn't he naked when they nailed him up there anyway? lol
Spam Magnet - November 25, 2009, 3:10 am
That's in the optional accessory kit.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:52 am
Resurrection not included. 5L.


DRINKING - People always say alcohol is the enemy but Jesus wants us to love our enemy call me the 13th disciple


TAGS: drinking dremagnum alcohol blasphemy
Rating: 3.85/5

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thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:51 pm
please, be nice to God. and be respectful. :)
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 9:51 pm
Thanks spacedog, i suck so bad at making posters so its nice to have a decent one for once
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 9:46 pm
I should have said earlier Dre, this is a good poster. The comments count when the votes don't amount.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:29 pm
i just noticed a huge drop when vte 31 happened, sorry guys, im being a whiny bitch
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
LOL Space!
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
LMAO! Dre are you working a spread sheet? What did voter #7 cast?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:27 pm
Dre.... come on now. You must know by now that complaining tends to attract 1L votes here.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:24 pm
Voter #31, thanks for the 1 vote
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:12 pm
Mr. Dre.. keep 'em coming. From someone who has close to 2000 of them now, there will be ones that you think will do well, and they don't.. and ones that totally surprise you. There are a lot of eyes that visit here, and most are unregistered. have fun
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm
Yeah, your poster is better so no complaints, i was just curious
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm
I'm in denver.. sitting on top of Newest gets votes quickly.. luck of the draw. This is a good poster and it is sitting at 4.. which is Really good.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:58 pm
Im USA though so mine might have been later
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 6:56 pm
that is strange.. what time of day did yours come out of the Q. If I remember, mine came out around 3, and got a lot of votes very quickly cuz it sat in the newest, on top, for about 2 - 3 hours.
rerun - October 27, 2009, 6:42 pm

Zombie voters have taken over Motifake?
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:40 pm
Before i begin i want to say im just letting you guys know, this isnt a conspiracy theory, i just think its odd. How does the #1 poster have twice as many votes on as my #2 poster made on the same day?
Lederhosen - October 27, 2009, 12:41 pm
Nice...5L
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm
"in the" mines even...sheesh! Gotta lay of the sauce when I'm commenting...
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm
The 8th Dwarf was sleeping it off inthe mines...his name was Alky. 5L!
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:14 pm
5L - so sayeth the flock!
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 10:49 am
Thanks guys, I think this one is better than its rating but oh well
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am
5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things........Especially the Jamesons.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am
5/5
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am
Does this mean I can drink whiskey in church?


JESUS VS DINOSAUR - For Once Jesus is Speechless


TAGS: jesus dinosaur blasphemy religion battle
Rating: 3.2/5

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Wazzaboii - April 16, 2011, 10:01 pm
dinosaur picture that is
Wazzaboii - April 16, 2011, 10:00 pm
couldn't be bothered to find a better picture
sniper - April 16, 2011, 8:44 pm
And when I say realize I mean read.
sniper - April 16, 2011, 8:43 pm
... Ohhhhh. It makes more sense once you realize that's a dinosaur and not godzilla.
Wazzaboii - April 16, 2011, 6:48 am
thanks guv
Gover1337 - April 16, 2011, 6:34 am
this is actually pretty good


ROBOT JESUS - He will reboot for your sins...It might take a few days, though. His software is ANCIENT!


TAGS: robot jesus sins blasphemy challenge
Rating: 4/5

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shannon21 - July 17, 2010, 12:43 am
lol respawn!


IMPIOUS -




BLASPHEMY... - It's Jesus Killing A T-Rex With A Sword


TAGS: jesus dinosaurs sword blasphemy
Rating: 2.14/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 9, 2009, 2:18 pm
That's not blasphemy, that's a compliment. They aren't easy to kill with mere swords!


BRB - LOL


TAGS: jesus ascention blasphemy
Rating: 3.78/5

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CANADA - December 8, 2009, 4:52 pm
Thanks Airman
Airman - December 8, 2009, 4:50 pm
I remember that one.. I laughed a lot
CANADA - December 8, 2009, 4:34 pm
thanks TTH
TheTrashHeap - December 8, 2009, 4:33 pm
This is one of the simplest, yet best motifakes ever. 5Christians.
CANADA - December 8, 2009, 4:21 pm
I LOVE THIS GUY! now he gona timmy a couple more of my posters!
Forum Hacker - December 8, 2009, 4:18 pm
if you had brain you'd be dangerous
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 9:51 am
ya i know what you mean, i must have collected an army of haters cause like the first 5-8 votes on all my posters are alway 1 lion
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 7:54 am
Damn Canada that's another 5 Poodles that didn't help. They were both damn funny!


MORALITY -


TAGS: religion blasphemy prejudice hate
Rating: 4.5/5

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voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 9:35 pm
My black socks are on.


BLASPHEMY -


TAGS: blasphemy
Rating: 4.19/5

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TokinFire - June 2, 2010, 12:48 pm
Cubbybear, you know how to party.


BLASPHEMY !! -


TAGS: squeez bacon blasphemy lubricant
Rating: 3.36/5

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Derek - December 10, 2009, 5:21 am
Bacon lube? "Tasteth thou my pork sword!"
MrRandom - December 9, 2009, 10:33 pm
Yea, that looks absolutely disgusting. Don't care if its bacon flavored, its paste. Bacon flavored tooth paste.
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 10:32 pm
LMAO! I think I'd have to be pretty hungry or trying to choke down some fear factor type of meal to eat that. And by lube I can't imagine what would be worse. Hot sauce?
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 9:39 pm
I'm torn. I don't know what to think about this. being a traditionalist, the smell of bacon is half the allure, but the conveinence of immediacy can't be over looked. but you might be on to something with bacon flavored lube
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 9:37 pm
That looks nasty


SWEET BABY BUDDHA -




BLASPHEMY - you have shamed yourself and your loved ones




RAPTOR JESUS -




AND THOU SHALT - bring forth thy sound system so thou shalt rock out, and thou shalt give a congregation where thou shalt drink thyself stupid. Moses - (In his college years)




PROPHETS - We call them if they convince us they bring Gods words. Otherwise they are just vain sinning blasphemers.


TAGS: sin prophets blasphemy god hates america
Rating: 2.04/5

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IllChillKyle - December 22, 2010, 11:03 am
I'd give her sex
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 1:56 pm
Not responsible for keeping it on the market, but certainly for keeping investors happy.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 1:44 pm
and here I thought you were responsible for that
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 1:44 pm
His thanks is keeping Guinness on the market.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 1:43 pm
yes you are aggy but dont expect any thanks from him!
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 1:42 pm
So then... (1L)... I'm doing the Lord's work?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 1:33 pm
Tunnelers God hates you the most. (if he existed)
Krissie - July 19, 2009, 11:16 am
STUPID B****...funny...I got a religious ed. when i was growing up, HOWEVER-we were taught that it was a "sin for a man to aly with a man...", but NEVER that god hates anyone...
spencer - September 4, 2008, 2:20 pm
Isn't this that church in Kansas. U know that baptist church that has some 100 members and most of them are from the same family. dang inbred hicks.


SOMETHING TELLS ME -




FAITH -




FOSSILS - Carbon dating rapes blasphemers


TAGS: religion blasphemy
Rating: 2/5
crank - May 9, 2009, 12:14 pm
Jack Chick needs to be ruined. And buried like Pat Pulling is.
LX - March 5, 2009, 6:54 am
It's funny how they think that because humans haven't been around for as long as say, coral reefs that it must mean the dating methods used are wrong.
me - November 21, 2008, 10:40 am
Jack Chick...friggin hack; I wonder if anyone actually takes this guy seriously?
November - September 6, 2008, 10:29 pm
Creationsits= Not so good at hard sciences.
RnR - September 3, 2008, 6:39 am
the best thing is, i can disprove the whole "eroded away 70 times" statement with just a half bucket of sand and a quarter bucket of water....
Shtoink - September 2, 2008, 11:21 pm
adam and eve were from west virginia... and since cain killed able, eve was the lucky lady to marry her son
Ashson - September 2, 2008, 10:55 pm
As a matter of curiosity, who did Adam and Eve get to marry there boys?
Ashson - September 2, 2008, 10:54 pm
8 Survivors from Noah's arc are not enough to survive as a viable population.


BLASPHEMY - Hmm..There is something wrong with this crucifix... I KNOW! Its upside down!


TAGS: blasphemy jeebus
Rating: 1.38/5

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Dimitris - June 2, 2010, 9:26 am
You have to try hard to be that stupid...
TheTrashHeap - June 1, 2010, 11:18 pm
This "crosses" a line. (snicker)
rerun - June 1, 2010, 8:19 pm

man, I am Jewish and this is offensive to me....


Our McLord -


TAGS: fast food blasphemy
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 12, 2014, 2:37 am
I do think that's how all clown5 should end up - crucified!


BLASPHEMY - Google has alot of it




SPONG - Heresy - the thinking mans game.




MYTH BUSTERDS - "Myth: Blasphemy is a mortal sin!!! Ooops... Too late"




fallacious -




FLAGRANT FOR-PROFIT BLASPHEMY - A lesser sin than not forcing 6yr olds to recite prayers they don't understand




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